Do not compliment the intruder!

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kreedkafer:

crudia:

The seal came from a bay, went through a residential area, across roads, under a gate, through a cat door, up some stairs, and onto a couch where it cuddled up and tried to sleep.

“I thought ‘I’m hallucinating, this is just wrong,” sad Annette Swoffer, the woman who owns the house. She called the SPCA and they brought the seal back to the water.

(via Baby Seal Breaks Into A House And Sleeps On The Couch)

i just need this again

maytheodds:

jesus oh my mother of god is that an otter. i want a fricking otter.

daily-tumbles:

If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness

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“you always make me give you a profession, uh. let’s say you’re promoting a movie right now, uh, whales—so be a fisherman. a marionette fisherman.”

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melstringer:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

if you can’t take being corrected, don’t post such stupid stuff… just saying.

snicker

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natiluu:

Vivir en un nido… nada mal.

feminerd:

arctic hare.

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